So, I found this picture of Gaga in a Maple Leafs hat and now I have to post this:
KKies, so
bloodclotkimono and I started ad-libbing a hockey version of LoveGame about a month ago. There are a few where we didn't agree on lyrics, I figure y'all can vote :)

I wanna hit you
But if I do then I might trip you, babe // But if I do then I might slash you, babe
It's complicated and stupid
Got my ass beat by the new kid // Got my ass beat by slavy new kid
Guess he wants to play, wants to play
an ice game, an ice game
Hold me and rough me
Just want touch you for a minute // Just want punch you for a minute
Baby two minutes is in it for my team to win it // Maybe 3 seconds for my team to win it
Let's have some fun, this game is quick
I wanna take a ride on your hockey stick
Don't think too much, just bust that prick
I wanna take a ride on your hockey stick
Let's play an ice game, play an ice game
Do you want fights, or you want tame?
Are you in the game? Doin' the ice game.
Let's play an ice game, play an ice game
Do you want fights, or you want tame?
Are you in the game? Doin' the ice game.
I'm on a mission and it involves some heavy roughing, yeah
You've indicated your interest, I'm educated in fists, yes
And now I want it bad, want it bad Let's have some fun, this game is quick
I wanna take a ride on your hockey stick
Let's have some fun, this game is quick
I wanna take a ride on your hockey stick
An ice game, an ice game
Hold me and rough me
Just want touch you for a minute // Just want punch you for a minute
Baby two minutes is in it for my team to win it // Maybe 3 seconds for my team to win it
Let's have some fun, this game is quick
I wanna take a ride on your hockey stick
Don't think too much, just bust that prick
I wanna take a ride on your hockey stick
Let's play an ice game, play an ice game
Do you want fights, or you want tame?
Are you in the game? Doin' the ice game.
Let's play an ice game, play an ice game
Do you want fights, or you want tame?
Are you in the game? Doin' the ice game.
I can see you staring there from across the block//I can see you staring there from across the rink/line
With a smile on your mouth and the stick on the p (huh!)
The story of us, it always starts the same
A goal and a ref and a (*whistle*) and a game // A goal and a ref and a p(huh) and a game
Let's play an ice game, play an ice game
Do you want fights, or you want tame?
Are you in the game? Doin' the ice game.
Let's play an ice game, play an ice game
Do you want fights, or you want tame?
Are you in the game? Doin' the ice game.
Let's play an ice game, play an ice game
Do you want fights, or you want tame?
Are you in the game? Doin' the ice game.
Let's play an ice game, play an ice game
Do you want fights, or you want tame?
Are you in the game? Doin' the ice game.
It's mostly based of Steve Ott, but really any aggressor works :)
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